Tell us a joke

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Hi there, we would like to be amused so in this trivia, you will have to tell us a joke. Your joke has to be original, creative & funny. The judges will be the esteemed followers of 1keachday on any of our social media channels we choose.

The person with the highest votes win. Note that there is a possibility that we may shortlist the entries. 

We'll be watching in the comments. All the best

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  1. Ameh godwinDecember 11, 2023 at 4:51 PM

    😂EXPENSIVE JOKE😂

    This is the reason why my mom wants me to marry on time😂😂😂😂
    1. My shortest relationship lasted for two hours, she gave me her number at 7pm and at 9pm I texted her goodnight, she replied "gewnhyt tew yew tew swyreah" I immediately deleted her number and blocked the spelling virus before it spread🏃🏃🏃🏃🚶🚶😯😟😂😂😂😂😂😂

    ★ A kid went missing.
    His family uploaded a message with his photo. He was found !!! That's a big thanks to Facebook. Now, it is more than three months he is not able to go to school.
    Why? Because whenever people see him, they take him back home. Why? Because the message is still circulating on Facebook.
    Please stop sharing old Facebook messages 😑😑😑🙄🙄🙄🙄😂😂😂😂😂

    ★ *Jacob used a stone as a pillow and saw a vision, Samson used Delilah's thigh as a pillow and lost his vision. Check your pillow.😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑

    ★ *If you have a problem with people holding their car keys in their hands when moving around ,hold your Transport Money....let's not complicate things
    😋😋😋😋😋🙄🙄🙄😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  2. AnonymousDecember 11, 2023 at 5:02 PM

    My father divorce my mom cos she give birth to me and am still with him

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  3. Henry HarryDecember 11, 2023 at 5:03 PM

    Sometimes I laugh when people say I don't know French.

    What is "Common sapa oshodi?" that I can speak?

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  4. Ihematulam DelphineDecember 11, 2023 at 5:42 PM

    1.Trouble is when you jam a Hilux full of Hausa soldiers, my brother you go explain tire 🤣🤣🤣🤣
    2. There's nothing frustrating than using a public toilet without lock, anytime you hear footsteps you have to either sing, clear your throat or use your leg to wedge the door for them to know that you are inside 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  5. Nsikak JackDecember 11, 2023 at 5:42 PM

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  7. Nsikak JackDecember 11, 2023 at 5:47 PM

    COLOUR vs FRUIT

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    TEACHER: Okay class, today we are going to play a game. When I say a fruit, you run to the right side of the class. And when I say a colour, you run to the
    left side of the class. got it?

    STUDENTS: Got it.

    TEACHER: Okay...
    Ready...
    Set...
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    ORANGE! 😏

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  8. Henry ManuelDecember 11, 2023 at 6:57 PM

    My two years old niece sat in the dining table having dinner with me. My phone rang, I said excuse me, and rushed outside, answered the call, talked for a few minutes, came back, and continued with my food.

    The little girl said, ''Uncle, I have something to tell you."

    I shouted at her, ''How many times have I told you not to talk while eating?!"

    Twelve minutes later, we finished eating and I asked, ''Tonia, what were you trying to say?"

    The little girl said, ''Uncle, while you were on the phone, the dog pissed on your food."

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