Tell Us A Joke
Hi there again, we would like to be amused so in this trivia - again, you will have to tell us a joke. Your joke has to be original, creative & funny. The judges will be the esteemed followers of 1keachday on any of our social media channels we choose.
The person with the highest votes win. Note that there is a possibility that we may shortlist the entries.
We'll be watching in the comments. All the best
ReplyDelete1. If you find a woman that makes you laugh...... Please keep her๐women are not funny this days
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2. This world is not our world my sister, you dลซmp a guy because he ch£ฤted and get a guy who was dลซmped because of ch£ating, and claim you moved on๐คฃ..that's crรธss multiplฤซcation.๐
3. Brother, feel free to weฤr your boxers for 2weeks, Merlin wore a trouser from season 1 to 5 and nothing happened๐๐๐ถ๐
4.Ladies.....No matter how cute your selfie looks on facebook or instagram ....your National ID will humble you.๐๐๐
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1.A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen! The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.
ReplyDelete2.A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “because,” he said “I can’t stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
3.I was in Tesco’s and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode. I said, “Are you two an item?”
4.I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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ReplyDeleteWIFE: Look at that drunk guy!
ReplyDeleteHUSBAND: Who is he?
WIFE: 10 years back, he proposed to me and I rejected him.
HUSBAND: Oh my God, he's still celebrating!
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ReplyDeleteTen mad men were taken to a
ReplyDeletepoultry farm for a test.
Nine of them were jumping and quacking like hens but only one was sitting down quietly.
The doctor went to the patient thinking that he had recovered and said "it seems like you are now ok since you're not behaving like them."
The man interrupted,
"ssssssssssssshhhhh keep quite there!
i am trying to lay eggs.. ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
A young child walked up to her mother and stared at her hair. As mother scrubbed on the dishes, the girl cleared her throat and sweetly asked, "Why do you have some grey strands in your hair?"
ReplyDeleteThe mother paused and looked at her daughter, "Every time you disobey, I get one strand of grey hair. If you want me to stay pretty, you better obey."
The mother quickly returned to her task of washing dishes. The little girl stood there thinking. She cleared her throat again, "Mother?" She sweetly asked again.
"Yes?" Her Mother replied.
"Why is Grandma's hair all grey?"